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mainlined the eyeliner, you've married your hairdresser, and you've moved
into a trailer. You should be feeling on top of the trash heap.
And yet...and yet, something's missing. You just don't feel like a real Hog Princess, darn it!
Maybe it's your vocabulary. That's right. Maybe you haven't yet mastered the mots justes that give you that extra little edge of filthiness, marking you as an aristocrat of trash.
As a public service, the Two Jealous Perverts are pleased to present this practical John Waters vocabulary Study these words. Memorize them. Quote them. Use them often in your everyday conversation. With time and patience, you'll sound as though you walked off a John Waters meuvie set.
Words marked with an asterisk * were suggested by reader Emilie. Thanks, Emilie! You truly are one of the Filthiest People Alive!