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Where Did You Get This Crap, Taffy?

  As all John Waters fans know, you can never get enough of our beloved Prince.

The Two Jealous Perverts have spent a good portion of our lives thinking about many aspects of John Waters' movies and writings, including the glorious use of language—and the food.

We've been inspired to create some extra fun material that will enhance your beauty awareness. Click, read, and enjoy!

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Handy Phrase Guide
Practical Vocabulary
Pete's Mouth-Watering Menu
Get Crap

What's that you say? "Give me another present"? Click on the demented Santa and we'll give you one!



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