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Much has been written about scripts, actors, and production values, but to date, no one has undertaken a study of food in John Waters' movies.
Food motifs play a major part in Waters' satires of religion, consumption, and social competition. The Two Jealous Perverts think it's time someone wrote a scholarly treatise on the subject.
Are we up for the challenge? You bet we aren't!
But now we've reminded you of all those luscious food-filled scenes, and we realize that you're probably hungry.
So, as a public service, the Two Jealous Perverts invite you to enjoy a hearty repast at one of Baltimore's finest eating establishments: that mecca of every gourmand on the east coast—the one and only Pete's Hotel.
Welcome to Pete's!
You can't just sit there. You have to order something.
Your server: Edith
Special: 43 eggs, sunny-side up
A giant danish
Special: Little mascara brushes
Spaghetti with Lots of Cheese
Black Magic Steak
Turkey neck surprise
Meat and Potatoes
Macaroni and Cheese
Two Veal Cutlets
Two Chicken Breasts
Fried Rat Surprise
Obscene fruits and vegetables
Potatoes au gratin
Loaves and fishes
Chocolate cream pie
Extremely large glass of ice water
We're sorry, but we do not allow gum in
This is a nice club.