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Pray Along with the Two
Our father, who
art in Baltimore,
Thy chicken come, thy hair be done
Give us this day our daily egg and forgive us our assholism as we forgive those who embarrass us on our night of fame.
And lead us not into Christmas but deliver us from Mortville.
For thine is the glamour, the filth, and the fashion, forever and ever, amen.